Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
