IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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