I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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