Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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