let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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