I love black thongs
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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