kristin has been a bad kristin
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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