like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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