I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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