I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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