STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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