This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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