I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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