I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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