scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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