i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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