I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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