ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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