Swine flu. Run for my life!
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
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