he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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