I want to walk on stilts...naked
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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