what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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