Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
her vagine was all disorganized.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Randomize
