the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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