It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
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