I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Your cock deserves a montage
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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