will power is for people who don't want to get laid
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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