Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You ate ashes out of my bong
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
