Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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