Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
there is puke in my bra ... again
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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