Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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