oh fat girl friday strikes again...
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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