I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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