i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
