did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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