We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Dual....:-)
bring money and cleavage
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
My vagina is officially offended.
Randomize
