My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
false alarm, still single
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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