8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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