...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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