Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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