my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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