ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Still dying that you shit outside
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Randomize
