Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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