I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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