Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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