Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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