Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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