I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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