I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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