Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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